A Sure Cure For Seasickness Is To

To Harry Secombe: I Hope You Die First As I Don't Want You Singing At My Funeral.

Blessed Are The Cracked, For They Let In The Light

In The Human Race Today, You Came Last.

Listen, Someone's Screaming In Agony- Fortunately I Speak It Fluently

Money Can't Buy You Happiness But It Does Bring You A More Pleasant Form Of Misery.