A Sure Cure For Seasickness Is To

Render Any Politician Down And There's Enough Fat To Fry An Egg.

If I Don't Eat Soon, I'll Die Of Hunger; And If I Die, I Won't Eat Soon.

In The Human Race Today, You Came Last.

I'm Irish. We Think Sideways

My Father Confused Me. From The Ages Of One To Seven, I Thought My Name Was Jesus Christ!