If A Man Can Beat You, Walk

Not To Be Cheered By Praise, Not To Be Grieved By Blame, But To Know Thoroughly One's Own Virtues Or Powers Are The Characteristics Of An Excellent Man.

Don't Pray When It Rains If You Don't Pray When The Sun Shines.

One Time He (cool Papa Bell) Hit A Line Drive Right Past My Ear. I Turned Around And Saw The Ball Hit His Ass Sliding Into Second.

Smokey Joe (williams) Could Throw Harder Than Anyone.

I May Not Be The Bestest Pitcher In The World, But I Sure Out-cutes 'em.