Just Take The Ball And Throw It

There Never Was A Man On Earth Who Pitched As Much As Me. But The More I Pitched, The Stronger My Arm Would Get.

I Never Threw An Illegal Pitch. The Trouble Is, Once In A While I Toss One That Ain't Never Been Seen By This Generation.

I Ain't Ever Had A Job, I Just Always Played Baseball.

With Women You Don't Have To Talk Your Head Off. You Just Say A Word And Let Them Fill In From There.

I Used To Feel So Bad Before I Got To The Clubhouse, I Didn't Know What To Do. But When I Put That Ballsuit On, I Don't Know Where I Got The Spark To Save My Life.