If A Drug Has Anything Going For

I Have As Much Authority As The Pope, I Just Don't Have As Many People Who Believe It.

It's All Bullshit, Folks And It's Bad For Ya.

Part Of The Pleasure Of Being Alive Is The Knowledge That You're Not Dead Yet.

The Surgeon General Warned Today That Saliva Causes Stomach Cancer. But Apparently Only When Swallowed In Small Amounts Over A Long Period Of Time.

An Art Thief Is A Man Who Takes Pictures.