I Hope No One Asks Me To

But Wait!!! You Make It To 60. You Didn't Think You Would!

I've Set My Own Rules To Live By. The First One Is: 'never Believe Anything The Government Says.'

The Older I Got, The More Apparent It Became That My Mother Was Losing Control Over Me. She Fought Back Fiercely With Black Moods, Silent Treatments And Martyrdom. And, Of Course, All She Did Was Run My Ass Out Of The House Even Quicker. The Pressure Was Unbearable.

You Know The Good Part About All Those Executions In Texas? Fewer Texans.

More People Write Poetry Than Read It.