I'd Never Buy My Girl A Watch...

It's Kinda Great To See The Celtics Doin Well Again Cuz That Was So Much Fun In My Day To Go To The Boston Garden And They Spit At You And Throw Things At You And Talk About Your Mom. It Sounds Like Dinner At Kenny Smith's House.

I'm Not A Role Model.

Every Team In The Western Conference Has Flaws.

My Initial Response Was To Sue Her For Defamation Of Character, But Then I Realized That I Had No Character.

Every Time I Think About Changing A Diaper, I Run A Little Bit Harder And A Little Bit Faster To Make Sure I Can Afford A Nanny Until My Daughter's Old Enough To Take Care Of That Herself.