I'd Never Buy My Girl A Watch...

We're Not All Supposed To Think Alike.

We Don't Need Refs, But I Guess White Guys Need Something To Do.

I'm Afraid Of The Skeletons In My Closet. I've Got A Whole Cemetery Full Of Them.

There's Only 5 Real Jobs In The World. Teacher, Fireman, Policeman, Doctor And Somebody Who Is In The Armed Service. If You Don't Have One Of Those 5 Jobs, You Shouldn't Take Your Life That Serious.

Jerry Krause Must Have Pictures Of His Boss's Wife Having Sex With A Monkey.