I'd Never Buy My Girl A Watch...

I'm A Mad Dog Whose Only Concern Is Winning.

There's Nobody You'd Rather Beat Than Your Good Friend.

Hey Steve, No Offense, But If You Couldn't Shoot, There Would Be No Reason For You To Be Alive.

Curling Is Not A Sport. I Called My Grandmother And Told Her She Could Win A Gold Medal Because They Have Dusting In The Olympics Now.

My Initial Response Was To Sue Her For Defamation Of Character, But Then I Realized That I Had No Character.