It's Kinda Great To See The Celtics

I'm So Sick And Tired Of People In The Media Telling Us That Because Of The War, Sports Aren't Important. Fans Need Sports. We'd Have Only Crime And War To Watch On Tv If Not For Sports.

I Don't How Anybody Taller Than 6-4 Can Sit In Those Seats. And The Airline Executives Don't Give A Damn 'cause They Never Walk Back There In The First Place. I Don't Fly First Class Because I Have A Lot Of Money. I Do It Because I Need The Room.

The Most Underrated Player In Nba History Is Dominique Wilkins. Right Behind Him Is Gary Payton. He Never Has Gotten The Respect He Deserves. If He Doesn't Spend The Rest Of His Days In Seattle, I Hope He Goes Someplace Where He Has A Chance To Win A Title.

Hey Steve, No Offense, But If You Couldn't Shoot, There Would Be No Reason For You To Be Alive.

I Read That Heavy Drinking Is Bad For Your Health. I Decided I Better Stop Reading.