I'd Much Rather Sit Next To A

Sex Hasn't Been The Same Since Women Started Enjoying It.

Life Is Like A Dogsled Race. If You Ain't The Lead Dog, The Scenery Never Changes.

There Is Something Wrong When You Wait In Line Thirty Minutes To Get A Hamburger That Was Cooked For Ninety Seconds An Hour Ago.

Let's All Start Walking More And Driving Less.

If I Ever Get Back To Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet To The Ground.