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I'd Much Rather Sit Next To A Smoker In A Restaurant Than A Nose-blower.
-Lewis Grizzard
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I'd Much Rather Sit Next To A
Lewis Grizzard
I'd Much Rather Sit Next To A Smoker In A Restaurant Than A Nose-blower.
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