I Have Nothing But Troubles With My

Never Tell Your Wife She's Bad In Bed. She'll Go Out And Get A Second Opinion.

My Wife Has Teeth Like The Stars... They Come Out At Night.

He Found A New Way To Cover Up His Bad Breath. He Holds Up His Arms.

My Wife Was Afraid Of The Dark. Then She Saw Me Naked, And Now She's Afraid Of The Light.

Never Guess Your Wife's Size. Just Buy Anything Marked Petite And Hold On To The Receipt.