I Get So Happy When I Write

Men Will Now Get Up And Walk With The Baby In The Middle Of The Night, Change Its Diapers, And Give It A Bottle, But In Their Heart Of Hearts They Still Think They Shouldn't Have To.

Cats Are A Waste Of Fur.

There Is A Woman Who Swam Around Manhattan, And I Asked Her, Why? She Said, It Hadn't Ever Been Done Before. Well, She Didn't Have To Do That. If She Wanted To Something No One Had Ever Done Before, All She Had To Do Was Vacuum My Apartment.

You Know It's Love When You Want To Keep Holding Hands Even After You're Sweaty.

In Hollywood A Marriage Is A Success If It Outlasts Milk.