I Wish To Thank My Parents For

The Conductor Is A Peculiar Person. He Turns His Back On His Friends In The Audience, Shakes A Stick At His Players In The Orchestra, And Then Wonders Why Nobody Loves Him.

There Are Three Bachs. Johann, Sebastian And Offen.

The Oboe Sounds Like A Clarinet With A Cold.

The Elephant Smoked Too Much.(explaining Why The Keys Of His Piano Were So Yellow)

I Don't Mind Growing Old. I'm Just Not Used To It.