I Wish To Thank My Parents For

Humor Is Something That Thrives Between Man's Aspirations And His Limitations. There Is More Logic In Humor Than In Anything Else. Because, You See, Humor Is Truth.

Beethoven Wrote In Three Flats A Lot. That's Because He Moved Twice.

If I Have Caused Just One Person To Wipe Away A Tear Of Laughter, That's My Reward.

Mendelssohn Never Wrote Any Water Music. However, He Wrote The Scotch Symphony, Which Is Even Better, Or At Least Stronger.

He Was Happily Married - But His Wife Wasn't.