I Wish To Be Cremated. One Tenth

I Have A Mind To Join A Club And Beat You Over The Head With It.

Some People Claim That Marriage Interferes With Romance. There's No Doubt About It. Anytime You Have A Romance, Your Wife Is Bound To Interfere.

Middle Age Is When You Go To Bed At Night And Hope You Feel Better In The Morning. Old Age Is When You Go To Bed At Night And Hope You Wake Up In The Morning.

If You Take Cranberries And Stew Them Like Apple Sauce, It Tastes Much More Like Prunes Than Rhubarb Does.

Mrs. Teasdale Congratulates Him On His Coronation And Sovereignty: "the Eyes Of The World Are Upon You. Notables From Every Country Are Gathered Here In Your Honor. This Is A Gala Day For You." Firefly Replies: "well, A Gal A Day Is Enough For Me. I Don't Think I Could Handle Any More."