I Wish To Be Cremated. One Tenth

We In The Industry Know That Behind Every Successful Screenwriter Stands A Woman. And Behind Her Stands His Wife.

You Can Leave In A Huff. Or You Can Leave In A Minute And A Huff.

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I'm Gonna Put Extra Blankets, Free, In All Your Rooms, And There'll Be No Cover Charge.

I Did Toy With The Idea Of Doing A Cook-book. . . . I Think A Lot Of People Who Hate Literature But Love Fried Eggs Would Buy It If The Price Was Right.