I Wish I Had Played Team Sports.

I Know A Lot About A Few Things - Mostly Useless Things.

The Most Important Thing Is To Write Material That You Think Is Funny. If You Don't Think It's Funny, But You're Convinced That Other People Will Think It Is, Well They Won't.

I Have Such Respect For People Who Do Non-fiction Casting After Settling On The Grandparents We Got For This. It Is Really Hard To Find People Who Are Not Fame-whores. We're Lucky These People Actually Wanted To Spend Their Time Doing This. All Of Them Would Have Much Rather Been Cooking Without The Cameras, Being With Their Families. That's Why They're Great Characters.

Politicians Who Wear Little Tennis Socks With The Balls At The Back Should Not Be Taken Seriously.

Christmas Is A Stocking Stuffed With Sugary Goodness.