I Wish I Had Played Team Sports.

Politicians Who Wear Little Tennis Socks With The Balls At The Back Should Not Be Taken Seriously.

Wheel Of Fortune Was An Important Sat Prep For Me.

One Christmas My Father Kept Our Tree Up Till March. He Hated To See It Go. I Loved That.

When It Comes To War, We Focus More On The Mainstream Coverage Of The Event, Rather Than The Event Itself. People Dying Is Never Funny. Protest Puppets Are Always Funny.

If I Had A Time Machine I Would Go Back 30 Years And Show Up At My Grandmother's Apartment Before The Gargantuan Meals She Would Serve And I Would Help Her.