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One Could Say, That #‎ Masons Were Raised Right.

It's Much Easier To Make Jokes About Sensitive Issues If There Is Some Dissent, Some Conflict.

If I Had A Time Machine I Would Go Back 30 Years And Show Up At My Grandmother's Apartment Before The Gargantuan Meals She Would Serve And I Would Help Her.

I Still Don't Know How To Cook And That's Just Unacceptable.

I'm In Fact A Hair Under Six Feet, But I'm Very Svelte. People Would Never See Me If I Turned Sideways.