I Wish I Had More Hands, So

I Don't Want The Money. I Don't Want The Drama. I Just Want To Do My Show. I Want To Have Fun Again.

Most People Don't Know What It's Like To Stand Up There And Speak Their Mind. I Have A Venue To Do That. I Get Paid To Do That. It's Not Like I'm Doing Heavy Lifting Up There. It's Not Like I'm Solving The World's Problems. It's Like I'm Hanging Out With A Bunch Of People And It's Cool.

I'm An Introspective Dude.

People Don't Know What It's Like Standing Up There Onstage, When You Have A Wall Of People Smiling At You.

America, I Appreciate You Liking Me.