I Wish I Had More Hands, So

I Love The Fact That I Have A Show Where You Can Run Over A Kid And Everyone Busts Out Laughing.

I Care About The Work I Do. But I'm Not Going To Say That Money's Not An Issue.

I Have Angst In My Life, But I'm Like Anybody. We All Have Angst In Our Lives That We Pick Up And Fidget With And Then We Put Down And Look At Some Other Things That Make Us Feel Good Or Enjoy Our Lives.

You Know You Must Be Doing Something Right If Old People Like You.

There's Something About Doing Stand-up That's Cathartic.