I Wish I Had More Hands, So

I Don't Do Any Jokes That Old. I Might Have Maybe One Or Two Jokes From High School That I Still Do.

I Love Being Famous - It's Phenomenal.

Why Don't You Click Your Heels Three Times And Go Back To Africa.

My Wife Asked Me Once If I Weren't A Comedian, What I Would Do. I Couldn't Answer The Question. I Never Imagined Doing Anything Else.

If I Can Make A Teacher's Salary Doing Comedy, I Think That's Better Than Being A Teacher.