I Wish I Had More Hands, So

No Matter How Old You Are, If A Little Kid Hands You A Toy Phone... You Answer It.

Stand-up Is The Kind Of Gig That'll Show You Where You're At.

I Was Doing Sketches That Were Funny But Socially Irresponsible. I Felt I Was Deliberately Being Encouraged And I Was Overwhelmed.

Because I Was Surrounded By So Much Negativity At Some Point That It Took Me Going Back And Doing Stand-up To Realize, You Know, People Really Like Me.

No One Wants To Get Their Ass Beat To A Soundtrack.