I Wish I Had More Hands, So

You Can't Get Unfamous. You Can Get Infamous But You Can't Get Unfamous.

Jerry Seinfeld, He Was Doing Letterman Show All The Time, So He Kind Of Had An Excuse, That People Know The Jokes Already. He Didn't Have Time To Do Stand-up. A Guy Like Me, I Have No Excuses.

The Kid Is The Best Thing That Ever Happened To Me.

There's A Lot Of People Who Don't Want Anything From Me But To Laugh And Have A Good Time. You See Them At The Show And They Like - They Dress Up To Come See Your Show And Stuff. And They Pack These Auditoriums And It's A Lot Of Fun, Man. It's Like, This Is How I Started, And It's Still Fun For Me.

I Don't Really Frick With Africa Cause People Are Starving To Death And That's Not Ballin' To Me.