I Wish I Had More Hands, So

Being Famous Is Great, It's Not Like Bad Or Horrible Or Anything.

After A While, A Joke, If You Say It Too Much, Just Becomes Contrived, Or Fake-sounding.

My Wife Asked Me Once If I Weren't A Comedian, What I Would Do. I Couldn't Answer The Question. I Never Imagined Doing Anything Else.

Where I'm From? A Little Town Called None Of Yo God Damn Business.

I Still Think People Do Have Racial Hang-ups, But I Think One Of The Reasons I Can Joke About It Is People Are Shedding Those Racial Hatreds.