My Generation Is Under-entertained.

People Don't Know What It's Like Standing Up There Onstage, When You Have A Wall Of People Smiling At You.

The Worst Thing To Call Somebody Is Crazy. It's Dismissive.

No One Wants To Get Their Ass Beat To A Soundtrack.

I Love Being Famous - It's Phenomenal.

Jerry Seinfeld, He Was Doing Letterman Show All The Time, So He Kind Of Had An Excuse, That People Know The Jokes Already. He Didn't Have Time To Do Stand-up. A Guy Like Me, I Have No Excuses.