My Generation Is Under-entertained.

I Just Always Loved Stand-up. It's Like Magic. You Say Something, And A Whole Room Full Of People Laughs Together. Say Something Else, They Laugh Again. The Fact That People Come To See That And Participate In That... I Don't Know, It's Just Like Magic.

Where I'm From? A Little Town Called None Of Yo God Damn Business.

After A While, A Joke, If You Say It Too Much, Just Becomes Contrived, Or Fake-sounding.

Somebody Broke Into My House Once, This Is A Good Time To Call The Police, But Mm Mm, Nope. The House Was Too Nice. It Was A Real Nice House, But They'd Never Believe I Lived In It. They'd Be Like 'he's Still Here!

I Care About The Work I Do. But I'm Not Going To Say That Money's Not An Issue.