Why Don't You Click Your Heels Three

I Want To Tell My Jokes. I Want To Have Time With My Children. I Want To Entertain People. And At One Point, I'll Walk Away From Show Business. But I Don't Want To Walk Away Empty-handed.

Ralph Nader Has Slavery Reparations On His Platform, Which Makes Me Think He's Not Serious. If He Thought He Could Win He Wouldn't Even Say That.

The Kid Is The Best Thing That Ever Happened To Me.

I Care About The Work I Do. But I'm Not Going To Say That Money's Not An Issue.

I'm Dave Chappelle And I'm A Chronic Masturbator.