I Will Respect This Liver. After All,

I Was Born With A Great Gift, And Sometimes With That Comes A Destructive Streak.

Love Is About Mutual Respect, Apart From Attraction.

I Spent 90% Of My Money On Women And Drink. The Rest I Wasted

People Say I Slept With Seven Miss Worlds, I Didn't. It Was Only Four, I Didn't Turn Up For The Other Three

I've Stopped Drinking, But Only While I'm Asleep.