My One Big Regret Is That I

I Must Be The Only Person In The World Who's Looking Forward To Going Into Hospital. I Can't Wait To Get It Over And Done With.

They Told Me I Wouldn't Make 25. Then It Was 35, Then 45. These Were My Doctors Speaking - They're All Dead Now.

Everyone Went Crazy Over Wayne Rooney, But I Get More Excited By Cristiano Ronaldo.

To Call Keegan A Superstar Is Stretching A Point.

If I Had Been Born Ugly, You Would Have Never Heard Of Pele