My One Big Regret Is That I

I Even Found It Difficult To Watch Myself Playing On Tv Because I Couldn't Identify With The Person On The Screen. I Couldn't Get To Grips With It. It Was As If It Was All Happening To Someone Else.

If I Had To Choose Between Dribbling Past 5 Players And Scoring From 40 Yards At Anfield Or Shagging Miss World, It'd Be A Hard Choice. Thankfully, I've Done Both

Robert Redford Used To Be Such A Handsome Man And Now Look At Him: Everything Has Dropped, Expanded And Turned A Funny Color.

Everyone Went Crazy Over Wayne Rooney, But I Get More Excited By Cristiano Ronaldo.

He's Not Fit To Lace My Boots As A Player. (on Kevin Keegan)