I Was Born With A Great Gift,

Robert Redford Used To Be Such A Handsome Man And Now Look At Him: Everything Has Dropped, Expanded And Turned A Funny Color.

One Day They Might Even Say That I Was Another Ryan Giggs.

I've Stopped Drinking, But Only While I'm Asleep.

When They First Installed All-seater Stadiums Everyone Predicted That The Fans Wouldn't Stand For It

I'd Give All The Champagne I've Ever Drunk To Be Playing Alongside Him In A Big European Match At Old Trafford.