I Was Born With A Great Gift,

I've Stopped Drinking, But Only While I'm Asleep.

He Can't Kick With His Left Foot, He Can't Head A Ball, He Can't Tackle And He Doesn't Score Many Goals. Apart From That He's All Right.

My One Big Regret Is That I Didn’t Play On For 10 More Years.

To Call Keegan A Superstar Is Stretching A Point.

Pain Is Temporary, Glory...lasts Forever!