People Say You Have To Hit Rock

In 1969 I Gave Up Women And Alcohol - It Was The Worst 20 Minutes Of My Life.

Even At The Height Of My Fame, 50 Per Cent Of The People Who Saw Me Wanted A Fight; It’s The Downside Of Being A Star Player.

I've Stopped Drinking, But Only While I'm Asleep.

Everyone Went Crazy Over Wayne Rooney, But I Get More Excited By Cristiano Ronaldo.

Robert Redford Used To Be Such A Handsome Man And Now Look At Him: Everything Has Dropped, Expanded And Turned A Funny Color.