People Say You Have To Hit Rock

He Can't Kick With His Left Foot, He Can't Head A Ball, He Can't Tackle And He Doesn't Score Many Goals. Apart From That He's All Right.

I Was In For 10 Hours And Had 40 Pints - Beating My Previous Record By 20 Minutes

The Best Thing About Being A Dad? Well, I Think It's Just The Thing That Every Man Wants - To Have A Son And Heir.

Robert Redford Used To Be Such A Handsome Man And Now Look At Him: Everything Has Dropped, Expanded And Turned A Funny Color.

Cristiano Ronaldo's Was The Most Exciting Debut I've Ever Seen. There Have Been A Few Players Described As 'the New George Best' Over The Years, But This Is The First Time It's Been A Compliment To Me.