If I Had Been Born Ugly, You

He's Not Fit To Lace My Boots As A Player. (on Kevin Keegan)

You Can't Trust Very Many People.

Robert Redford Used To Be Such A Handsome Man And Now Look At Him: Everything Has Dropped, Expanded And Turned A Funny Color.

I Spent A Lot Of Money On Booze, Birds And Fast Cars. The Rest I Just Squandered.

I Spent 90% Of My Money On Women And Drink. The Rest I Wasted