If I Had Been Born Ugly, You

To Call Keegan A Superstar Is Stretching A Point.

That Thing About Being An Icon, The Fifth Beatle, I Just Found It So Freaky.

I Spent A Lot Of Money On Booze, Birds And Fast Cars. The Rest I Just Squandered.

I Even Found It Difficult To Watch Myself Playing On Tv Because I Couldn't Identify With The Person On The Screen. I Couldn't Get To Grips With It. It Was As If It Was All Happening To Someone Else.

I Never Went Out In The Morning With The Intention Of Getting Drunk. It Just Happened.