If I Had Been Born Ugly, You

They Told Me I Wouldn't Make 25. Then It Was 35, Then 45. These Were My Doctors Speaking - They're All Dead Now.

I'm Ok. Much Better Than On Other Occasions. It's True That I've Made Lots Of Mistakes But I've Never Tried To Bother Anyone. I Want To Stay Alive, Preferably In Peace, Without Seeing Every One Of My Mistakes In The Papers, And On Many Occasions, Even Stories That Are Lies.

Love Is About Mutual Respect, Apart From Attraction.

I Spent 90% Of My Money On Women And Drink. The Rest I Wasted

I'd Give All The Champagne I've Ever Drunk To Be Playing Alongside Him In A Big European Match At Old Trafford.