I Went To The Airport, I Put

Because Of Acid, I Now Know That Butter Is Way Better Than Margarine.

This Shirt Is "dry-clean Only"... Which Means It's Dirty.

Advil Has A Candy Coating. It's Delicious. Then It Says On The Bottle, Do Not Have More Than Two. Then Why Do They Have A Candy Coating? I Cannot Help Myself. Let Me Have Ten Advil, I Have A Sweet Tooth.

I Wish They Made Fajita Cologne, Because That Stuff Smells Good. What's That You're Wearing? That's Sizzlin'!

I Think Animal Crackers Make People Think That All Animals Taste The Same.