I Went To The Airport, I Put

If You're A Fish And You Want To Be A Fish-stick, You Have To Have Very Good Posture.

I Don't Want To Have My Face On The Cover Of A Wheaties Box. I Wanna Have My Face On The Cover Of A Rice Krispies Box. "snap, Krackle, Mitch And Pop"!

You Know When They Have A Fishing Show On Tv? They Catch The Fish And Then Let It Go. They Don't Want To Eat The Fish, They Just Want To Make It Late For Something.

Dogs Are Forever In The Push Up Postion.

When You Put Listerine In Your Mouth, It Hurts. Germs Do Not Go Quietly.