Because Of Acid, I Now Know That

It's Hard To Dance If You Just Lost Your Wallet. Whoa Where's My Wallet But, Hey This Song Is Funky.

My Fake Plants Died Because I Did Not Pretend To Water Them.

I'm Gonna Fix That Last Joke By Taking Out All The Words And Adding New Ones.

I Called The Hotel Operator And She Said, "how Can I Direct Your Call?" I Said, "well, You Could Say 'action!', And I'll Begin To Dial. And When I Say 'goodbye', Then You Can Yell 'cut!'"

I Think Foosball Is A Combination Of Soccer And Shish Kabobs.