This Shirt Is "dry-clean Only"... Which Means

I Like It When People Come To See Me Again, But You End Up Playing To That Person Only. You Know There's Other People Out There, But You Also Know That The Person Who Came To See You Again Is There. You're Like, "i Hope He's Happy Again."

I Had A Paper Route When I Was A Kid. I Was Supposed To Go To 2,000 Houses. Or Two Dumpsters.

I Tried To Throw A Yo-yo Away. It Was Impossible.

I Love My Fed-ex Guy Cause He's A Drug Dealer And He Don't Even Know It...and He's Always On Time.

I Find A Duck's Opinion Of Me Is Very Much Influenced By Whether Or Not I Have Bread.