I Went To College In Mississippi; I'm

I Went To College In Mississippi; I'm From Louisiana.

I Would Like To Host A Show, Something Like Travel Or Cooking Or Something Like That, Something I'm Really Interested In, And So I'm Pitching A Couple Television Shows.

I've Always Liked Playboy; I Think It's Very Tasteful.

But Tammy Faye Calls Me, And Ron Jeremy Calls Me, Erik Estrada Sends Me A Christmas Card Every Year.

I'd Like To Be An Assistant Producer To A Reality Show.