I'd Like To Be An Assistant Producer

I Went To College In Mississippi; I'm From Louisiana.

Because I Just Like Sports, I Like Athletics And I Like Competition.

But Tammy Faye Calls Me, And Ron Jeremy Calls Me, Erik Estrada Sends Me A Christmas Card Every Year.

And I'm Auditioning Right Now For A Movie, And Then I Have A Script That I'm Reading Right Now For A Horror Film, And I'm Meeting For A Couple Of Television Shows That I Just Had Yesterday, And Pretty Much Was Offered One Of Them.

And I Have A Couple Swimsuit Calendars I Did That Are Coming Out.