I Was Going To Buy My Girl

Age Is Strictly A Case Of Mind Over Matter. If You Don't Mind, It Doesn't Matter.

I'm Living In A Very Modest Place. I Have A Room Over-looking Beautiful Claridge's Hotel. I Thought It Was Better Than Paying Claridge's Prices And Overlooking The Dump I'm Living In.

Gags Die, Humor Doesn't.

Modesty Is My Best Quality.

I'm Like Will Rogers, I Never Met A Man I Didn't Like... Well, Eichmann Maybe.