I Was Going To Buy My Girl

Try To Save Something While Your Salary Is Small; It's Impossible To Save After You Begin To Earn More.

How Do I Get To Carnegie Hall? Practice. Practice. Practice.

I Practice Three Hours Daily On My Violin So I Won't Get Worse.

The Only Way I'll Ever Get Hurt In The Casino Is If There's An Earthquake And A Slot Machine Falls On My Foot.

I'm Happy To Be Making My First Appearance On Air Professionally. By That I Mean I'm Finally Getting Paid, Which I Know Will Be A Great Relief To My Creditors.