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Modesty Is My Best Quality.

I Don't Deserve This Award, But I Have Arthritis And I Don't Deserve That Either.

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Bill Paley Is Not Only The Greatest Boss I Ever Had, But He's The Most Brilliant, Honest And Warm Human Being I've Ever Met. And I'll Say That To His Face - Even If It Costs Me My Job.

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