I Spilled Some Vodka On The Carpet,

I'd Like To Get Four People Who Do Cart Wheels Very Good, And Make A Cart.

Look At The Limes In This Drink, How They Float. That's Good News. Next Time I'm On A Boat, And It Capsizes, I Will Reach For A Lime. I'm Saved By The Buoyancy Of Citrus.

I Don't Wear A Watch Because I Want My Arms To Weigh The Same.

I Want To Make A Vending Machine That Sells Vending Machines. It'd Have To Be Real Big.

I Tried To Have A Cookie, And This Girl Said, "i'm Mailing Those Cookies To My Friend." So I Couldn't Have One. You Shouldn't Make Cookies Untouchable.