I Wasn't Born A Fool. It Took

Housewives Spend More Money Than Their Husbands Make, So That Other People Think Their Husbands Earn More Money Than They Really Do.

I Am A Wife-made Man.

I Wasn't Born A Fool. It Took Work To Get This Way.

After All Is Said And Done, Its Usually The Wife Who Has Said It And The Husband Who Has Done It.

When What's Left Of You Gets Around To What's Left To Be Gotten, What's Left To Be Gotten Won't Be Worth Getting Whatever It Is You've Got Left.