I Am A Wife-made Man.

An Unemployed Jester Is Nobody's Fool.

The Greatest Natural Resource That Any Country Can Have Is Its Children.

After All Is Said And Done, Its Usually The Wife Who Has Said It And The Husband Who Has Done It.

You Bet I Arrived Overnight. Over A Few Hundred Nights In The Catskills, In Vaudeville, In Clubs And On Broadway.

I Wasn't Born A Fool. It Took Work To Get This Way.