I Am A Wife-made Man.

You Bet I Arrived Overnight. Over A Few Hundred Nights In The Catskills, In Vaudeville, In Clubs And On Broadway.

Children Are The Same The World Over. They May Have A Different Culture, But An Ache Or A Laugh Is Universal.

A Jester Unemployed Is Nobodys Fool.

After All Is Said And Done, Its Usually The Wife Who Has Said It And The Husband Who Has Done It.

I Wasn't Born A Fool. It Took Work To Get This Way.