After All Is Said And Done, Its

I Became An Entertainer Not Because I Wanted To But Because I Was Meant To.

I'm Just An Entertainer. All I Want To Be Is Funny. I Never Aspired To Play Hamlet.

I Am A Wife-made Man.

Life Is A Blank Canvas, And You Need To Throw All The Paint On It You Can.

You Bet I Arrived Overnight. Over A Few Hundred Nights In The Catskills, In Vaudeville, In Clubs And On Broadway.