I Was Walking In The Park And

Suicide Is The #1 Killer Of A Person Who Is In A Boat And Happens To Be Passing Under A Bridge At The Wrong Time.

Automatic Paper Towel Dispensers Are A Solution To Something That Was Never A Problem In The First Place.

Cotton Balls Is An Example Of Something I Would Buy, But Not Want To Have As A Nickname. Cinnamon Buns, On The Other Hand, Is Something I Would Buy And Want To Have As A Nickname. 'are You Cinnamon Buns?' 'you Bet Your Sweet Ass I Am.'

I Have A Time Machine At Home. It Only Goes Forward At Regular Speed

I Think It's Cool When An Ex-girlfriend Becomes An Xl Girlfriend.