After Going Through Years Of Litigation To

And My Only Rule Being If When I Wake In The Morning I'm Looking Forward To The Things That I Have To Do That Day, Then I'm On The Right Track.

I Like Fruit Baskets Because It Gives You The Ability To Mail Someone A Piece Of Fruit Without Appearing Insane. Like, If Someone Just Mailed You An Apple You'd Be Like, 'huh? What The Hell Is This?' But If It's In A Fruit Basket You're Like, 'this Is Nice!'

Reality Is A Concept That Depends Largely Upon Where You Point Your Face.

I Went Whale Watching Once. It Was Very Similar To Watching People On A Boat Become Disappointed.

Relationships, Like Eyebrows, Are Better When There Is Space Between Them.