I Was The First Spokesperson For The

When You Go Into Court You Are Putting Your Fate Into The Hands Of Twelve People Who Weren't Smart Enough To Get Out Of Jury Duty.

I Was The First Spokesperson For The Better Hearing Institute In Washington. And That's The Message We Tried To Send Out - There Is Hearing Help Out There, And The Technology And Options Are Amazing.

My School Was So Tough The School Newspaper Had An Obituary Section.

If Your Eyes Hurt After You Drink Coffee, You Have To Take The Spoon Out Of The Cup.

Teenagers Don't Know What Love Is. They Have Mixed-up Ideas. They Go For A Drive And The Boy Runs Out Of Gas And They Smooch A Little And The Girl Says She Loves Him. That Isn't Love. Love Is When You Are Married Twenty-five Years, Smooching In Your Living Room And He Runs Out Of Gas And She Says She Still Loves Him. That's Love.