I Was So Ugly My Mother Used

When I Was A Kid We Were So Poor, If I Hadn't Been A Boy I Wouldn't Have Had Anything To Play With.

If You Could Learn To Make Love, I Could Fire The Chauffer.

His Breath Is So Bad Why Every Time He Smokes He Blows Onion Rings.

I'm Sitting On Top Of The World, And I've Got Hemorrhoids.

My Cousin Is Gay, In School While Other Kids Were Dissecting Frog, He Was Opening Flies.