I Was So Ugly My Mother Used

What A Kid I Got, I Told Him About The Birds And The Bee And He Told Me About The Butcher And My Wife.

I Went To A Massage Parlor, It Was Self Service.

Everyone Gets Their Rough Day. No One Gets A Free Ride. Today So Far, I Had A Good Day. I Got A Dial Tone.

I Told My Dentist I Want A Tooth To Match The Others. He Gave My One With Four Cavities.

They Change The Sheets Every Day... From One Bed To Another.