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I Was So Ugly My Mother Used To Feed Me With A Sling Shot.
-Rodney Dangerfield
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I Was So Ugly My Mother Used
Rodney Dangerfield
I Was So Ugly My Mother Used To Feed Me With A Sling Shot.
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