I Was Never Nervous When I Had

I'm Something Like The Old Soak Who Never Knew Whether His Wife Told Him To Take One Drink And Come Home At 12, Or Take 12 And Come Home At One.

I Couldn't Speak Enough Spanish. I Couldn't Make Myself Understood On That Club.

When I First Signed With The Yankees, The Regulars Wouldn't Talk To You Until You Were With The Team Three Or Four Years. Nowadays The Rookies Get $100,000 To Sign And They Don't Talk To The Regulars.

When Neil Armstrong First Set Foot On The Moon, He And All The Space Scientists Were Puzzled By An Unidentifiable White Object. I Knew Immediately What It Was. That Was A Home Run Ball Hit Off Me In 1933 By Jimmie Foxx.

I Talked To The Ball A Lot Of Times In My Career. I Yelled, "go Foul. Go Foul."