I'd Rather Be Lucky Than Good

We Lost 14 Straight. Then We Had A Game Rained Out And It Felt So Good We Had A Victory Dinner.

I'm The Guy That Made Joe Dimaggio Famous.

One Rule I Had Was Make Your Best Pitch And Back Up Third Base. That Relay Might Get Away And You've Got Another Shot At Him.

I've Got A New Invention. It's A Revolving Bowl For Tired Goldfish.

Only Triple I Ever Got.