It's Better To Be Lucky Than Good.

I Don't Know. I've Never Been On Second Before.

The Secret Of My Success Was Clean Living And A Fast Outfield.

We Lost 14 Straight. Then We Had A Game Rained Out And It Felt So Good We Had A Victory Dinner.

I've Got A New Invention. It's A Revolving Bowl For Tired Goldfish.

One Rule I Had Was Make Your Best Pitch And Back Up Third Base. That Relay Might Get Away And You've Got Another Shot At Him.