I Never Had A Bad Night In

I'm The Guy That Made Joe Dimaggio Famous.

I Never Had A Bad Night In My Life, But I've Had A Few Bad Mornings.

I Was The Worst Hitter Ever. I Never Even Broke A Bat Until Last Year When I Was Backing Out Of The Garage.

He (jimmie Foxx) Has Muscles In His Hair.

I'd Rather Not Throw The Ball At All.