I Was In Love With A Beautiful

Everybody's Got To Believe In Something. I Believe I'll Have Another Beer.

The Nation Needs To Return To The Colonial Way Of Life, When A Wife Was Judged By The Amount Of Wood She Could Split.

I've Been On A 46-year Diet Of Olives And Alcohol. The Latter I Consume. The Former I Save And Use Over Again In More Alcohol. In My Lifetime, I Imagine, I Have Consumed At Least $200,000 Worth Of Whisky.

The Clever Cat Eats Cheese And Breathes Down Rat Holes With Baited Breath.

Take Me Down To The Bar! We'll Drink Breakfast Together!