I Once Spent A Year In Philadelphia,

Somebody's Been Putting Pineapple Juice In My Pineapple Juice!

I've Never Hit A Woman In My Life. Not Even My Own Mother.

The World Is Getting To Be Such A Dangerous Place, A Man Is Lucky To Get Out Of It Alive.

I'd Rather Have Two Girls At 21 Each Than One Girl At 42.

Yes I Do Like Children ... Girl Children...about Eighteen Or Twenty.