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I Once Spent A Year In Philadelphia, I Think It Was On A Sunday.
-W. C. Fields
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I Once Spent A Year In Philadelphia,
W. C. Fields
I Once Spent A Year In Philadelphia, I Think It Was On A Sunday.
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