I Once Spent A Year In Philadelphia,

It's Morally Wrong To Allow A Sucker To Keep His Money.

Remember, Lady Godiva Put All She Had On A Horse And She Lost Her Shirt!

I Write My Scripts Short And They Develop On The Set, Which I Have Found A Far Better Premise Both Economically And Practically.

The Funniest Thing About Comedy Is That You Never Know Why People Laugh. I Know What Makes Them Laugh But Trying To Get Your Hands On The Why Of It Is Like Trying To Pick An Eel Out Of A Tub Of Water.

I Like Children. If They're Properly Cooked.