I Once Spent A Year In Philadelphia,

I Ad Lib Most Of My Dialogue. If I Did Remember My Lines, It Would Be Too Bad For Me.

It's Morally Wrong To Allow A Sucker To Keep His Money.

I Like My Films To Influence The Audience. Even If It Means Tripping Their Aged Grandparents With A Cane When They Get Home.

Some People Are Born Losers; Others Acquire The Knack Gradually.

Abstaining Is Favorable Both To The Head And The Pocket.