I Once Spent A Year In Philadelphia,

If Pigs Had Wings, They Would Be Pigeons.

The Nation Needs To Return To The Colonial Way Of Life, When A Wife Was Judged By The Amount Of Wood She Could Split.

Abstaining Is Favorable Both To The Head And The Pocket.

I Don't Know Why I Ever Come In Here. The Flies Get The Best Of Everything.

If At First You Don't Succeed, Try, Try Again. Then Quit. There's No Point In Being A Damn Fool About It.