I Once Spent A Year In Philadelphia,

I Have Spent A Lot Of Time Searching Through The Bible For Loopholes.

Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's House Unless They Have A Well-stocked Bar.

Thou Shalt Not Kill Anything Less Than A Fifth.

The World Is Getting To Be Such A Dangerous Place, A Man Is Lucky To Get Out Of It Alive.

The Clever Cat Eats Cheese And Breathes Down Rat Holes With Baited Breath.