What A Gorgeous Day. What Effulgent Sunshine.

I'd Take A Bromo, But I Can't Stand The Noise.

Once, During Prohibition, I Was Forced To Live For Days On Nothing But Food And Water.

I Never Drink Water... Fish F**k In It.

There Are Seven Natural Openings In The Head And Body. A Lawyer Is The Only Human Being With Eight. The Extra One Is A Slot To Store Money In, Should His Bank Be Unable To Hold All Of It.

Never Mind What I Told You - You Do As I Tell You.