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Men Like To Barbecue. Men Will Cook If Danger Is Involved.

The Time You Spend Grieving Over A Man Should Never Exceed The Amount Of Time You Actually Spent With Him

Buying Something On Sale Is A Very Special Feeling. In Fact, The Less I Pay For Something, The More It Is Worth To Me. I Have A Dress That I Paid So Little For That I Am Afraid To Wear It. I Could Spill Something On It, And Then How Would I Replace It For That Amount Of Money?

One Of My First Office Jobs Was Cleaning The Windows On Brown Envelopes.

Cats Are A Waste Of Fur.