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Men Do Cry, But Only When Assembling Furniture.

Envy The Kangaroo. That Pouch Setup Is Extraordinary; The Baby Crawls Out Of The Womb When It Is About Two Inches Long, Gets Into The Pouch, And Proceeds To Mature. I'd Have A Baby If It Would Develop In My Handbag.

I Was Going To Have Cosmetic Surgery Until I Noticed That The Doctor's Office Was Full Of Portraits By Picasso.

I Had The Most Boring Office Job In The World...i Used To Clean The Windows On Envelopes.

Men Like Phones With Lots Of Buttons. It Makes Them Feel Important.