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Men Do Cry, But Only When Assembling Furniture.

I'm Not Sure If My Husband Is Going To Be There When I Actually Have The Baby. He Said The Only Way He's Going To Be In The Room When There's A Delivery Is If There's A Pizza Involved.

Wives Are People Who Think It's Against The Law Not To Answer The Phone When It Rings.

Eye Contact Is A Method Utilised By A Single Woman To Communicate To A Man That She Is Interested In Him. Many Women Find It Difficult To Look A Man Directly In The Eyes, Not Because Of Shyness, But Because A Woman's Eyes Are Not Located In Her Chest.

When I Was A Kid, I Had Two Friends, And They Were Imaginary And They Would Only Play With Each Other.