The Way A Man Looks At Himself

Before I Met My Husband, I'd Never Fallen In Love. I'd Stepped In It A Few Times.

I Rationalize Shop. I Buy A Dress Because I Need Change For Gum.

An Amicable Divorce Is Like A Ventilated Condom; It Just Doesn't Work.

I Don't Plan To Grow Old Gracefully. I Plan To Have Face-lifts Until My Ears Meet.

I Adore Being Hitched. It's So Extraordinary To Discover One Unique Individual You Need To Irritate For Whatever Remains Of Your Life.