The Way A Man Looks At Himself

Impulse Buying Is Not Macho. Men Rarely Call The Home Shopping Network.

A Good Place To Meet A Man Is At The Dry Cleaner. These Men Usually Have Jobs And Bathe.

I Love To Write Jokes And That's All I Think About.

To Attract Men, I Wear A Perfume Called 'new Car Interior.'

My Father Was Never Very Friendly. When I Was Growing Up, I Thought The Doorbell Ringing Was A Signal To Pretend You Weren't Home.