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I Began My Show Business Career Playing Violin In San Francisco At The Corner Of Market And Taylor. I Understand That There Is A Theater There Now.

I Practice Three Hours Daily On My Violin So I Won't Get Worse.

I Believe In Being Honest With Myself. If There's One Thing I Hate It's When A Comedian Is Great And Won't Admit It. I've Never Met One Like That, But If I Did, I'd Hate Them.

How Do I Get To Carnegie Hall? Practice. Practice. Practice.

When Another Comedian Has A Lousy Show, I'm The First One To Admit It.