I've Stopped Drinking, But Only While I'm

I Was In For 10 Hours And Had 40 Pints - Beating My Previous Record By 20 Minutes

They Told Me I Wouldn't Make 25. Then It Was 35, Then 45. These Were My Doctors Speaking - They're All Dead Now.

If You'd Given Me The Choice Of Going Out And Beating Four Men And Smashing A Goal In From Thirty Yards Against Liverpool Or Going To Bed With Miss World, It Would Have Been A Difficult Choice. Luckily, I Had Both.

Maybe 'loner' Is Too Strong A Word, But I've Always Enjoyed Being On My Own.

People Say You Have To Hit Rock Bottom, And, I Can Tell You, Almost Dying Is As Rock Bottom As It Gets.