I've Stopped Drinking, But Only While I'm

If You'd Given Me The Choice Of Going Out And Beating Four Men And Smashing A Goal In From Thirty Yards Against Liverpool Or Going To Bed With Miss World, It Would Have Been A Difficult Choice. Luckily, I Had Both.

They Say Paul Gascoigne Is The New George Best But Has He Shagged Three Miss Worlds?

I Spent 90% Of My Money On Women And Drink. The Rest I Wasted

Pain Is Temporary, Glory...lasts Forever!

Don't Die Like I Did.