Pain Is Temporary, Glory...lasts Forever!

He's Not Fit To Lace My Boots As A Player. (on Kevin Keegan)

Robert Redford Used To Be Such A Handsome Man And Now Look At Him: Everything Has Dropped, Expanded And Turned A Funny Color.

If I Had To Choose Between Dribbling Past 5 Players And Scoring From 40 Yards At Anfield Or Shagging Miss World, It'd Be A Hard Choice. Thankfully, I've Done Both

I Must Be The Only Person In The World Who's Looking Forward To Going Into Hospital. I Can't Wait To Get It Over And Done With.

When They First Installed All-seater Stadiums Everyone Predicted That The Fans Wouldn't Stand For It