I Was Born At The Right Time.

I've Got A Nice Little Crafty Deal With The People In Barbados; 10 Days Out There Teaching The Locals How To Play Darts For An Hour A Day. Get Paid For That As Well.

I Have Two Bowls Of Confidence For Breakfast Each Morning.

The Crafty Cockney Had A Picture Of The Owner Dressed Up As A Copper, So I Brought It Home, Wore It On Tv And The Name Just Stuck.

I Love Cheese And Biscuits, The Stronger The Better.

I Was Born At The Right Time. I Was A Freak - The Only Young Player When Darts Took Off In The 1970s.